secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed
mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this
secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke
mulder: *spits blood on the agent*
secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed
mulder: fuck you
message to all girls with facial hair: you are CUTE! BEAUTIFUL!IMPORTANT! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!there is a special place in my heart for all of ya…..the place for cuties
“Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”
did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……
I’m still convinced that I have no idea what is going on in Knock Knock, but I adore the lodger regardless.
It is absolutely surreal to draw him smiling…
One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.
this is the realest thing I’ve ever read